rap

MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle

Posted on December 5, 2009 at 9:33 am

Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.

Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
—————
LYRICS:

MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts?
But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts
Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps,
You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno

Yahoo:
Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can’t fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name’s an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I’m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me

Duration : 0:2:16

Continue reading MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle…

MSN vs GOOGLE – Search Engine Rap Battle

Posted on November 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm

Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel!

Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle.

http://searchenginerapbattle.com

There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.

Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
—————
LYRICS

Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog”
Well connected – i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That’s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through

MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia

Duration : 0:2:19

Continue reading MSN vs GOOGLE – Search Engine Rap Battle…

Top